B-SHIFTERS's definitions
A girthy, throbbing, rockhard cock so painfully engorged it resembles a cucumber balls deep in a mushroom, already moist with precum and ready to slay.
"His mushcumber had me walking funny for days!"
"You could hang a plush, oversized bath towel on that mushcumber."
"Ready or not, here comes the mushcumber!"
"You could hang a plush, oversized bath towel on that mushcumber."
"Ready or not, here comes the mushcumber!"
by B-SHIFTERS March 22, 2017
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