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A small ghetto hick town in the "UP"(upper penisula) the people from this town are generally older and extremly fat. This may be due to the fact that Iron Mountain has virtually every fast food resturant known to exist. The residents are also extremly creepy, handing out fashion advice and health tips, even though they are constantly eating fast food and are dressed like gay mountain men. Iron Mountain should be advoided by all normal non-red neck, people.
by B to the L June 19, 2010
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