1 definition by B Knox
Delaying defecation until it becomes more urgent than whatever one is currently doing, often resulting in a clenched sprint to the toilet
Mary poocrastinated while finishing the knitting of her new sweater's sleeve. With a sudden loss of control, she threw down the knitting and flew to the bathroom, trying her best to keep the turtle from sticking its head out further.
by B Knox April 30, 2008