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An explosive shit that is so violent and sloppy that it coats the entire toilet bowl with a toxic layer of feces that dries quickly and becomes almost impenetrable to the cleansing effects of the toilet water, requiring harsh chemicals and vigorous scrubbing for removal. The spread angle of the shit is normally so large that it often manages to line areas of the bowl that are above the anus at the time of shitting.
Typically these are created by truckers, vagabonds, travelling salesmen, nomads or similar (likely due to the fact they are typically sustained on a diet of exclusively junk food and beer) and are found in truck stops, motorway services, rest stops, night clubs and other public toilets.
Typically these are created by truckers, vagabonds, travelling salesmen, nomads or similar (likely due to the fact they are typically sustained on a diet of exclusively junk food and beer) and are found in truck stops, motorway services, rest stops, night clubs and other public toilets.
by Azbo The Great! March 9, 2017
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As inquisitive young children they will, naturally, ask you what the toy is and you are forced to respond with the answer that it is a Wobbly Sausage as they are too young for a sex-ed lesson.
As inquisitive young children they will, naturally, ask you what the toy is and you are forced to respond with the answer that it is a Wobbly Sausage as they are too young for a sex-ed lesson.
Child: mummy what is this new toy you got me? *shaking the dildo with joy*
Mum: that's not a toy it is a Wobbly Sausage
Mum: that's not a toy it is a Wobbly Sausage
by Azbo The Great! March 21, 2017
Get the Wobbly Sausage mug.A revolutionary new robot from Pi Supply that enables you to take your Raspberry Pi and turn it into a fully functioning robot complete with a camera and remote control!
This technology was developed in East Sussex by a team of truly gifted electrical engineers. It is fabled that they came up with the idea during one of their regular visits to MooMoo.
This technology was developed in East Sussex by a team of truly gifted electrical engineers. It is fabled that they came up with the idea during one of their regular visits to MooMoo.
"Wow! This PiBot technology from Pi Supply is truly amazing. Now I really CAN use my Raspberry Pi as a robot."
by Azbo The Great! October 22, 2018
Get the PiBot mug.A hybrid sexual act that is a combination of a golden shower and a 69er.
This can be performed by a couple of any sex and sexuality so long as they have the ability to urinate and enjoy the warm, tangy taste of their partners urine. Many people like to reduce their water intake during the day and perform the act at night so that the urine is suitably "golden". For females, it is often better to be on top as it is more difficult to control the flow rate and direction of urine emanating from the vagina. It is essential to have a full bladder before starting.
This sexual act is typically performed in the bath or on a protective tarpaulin so as not to make your sheets or carpet soggy and/or smelling of urine.
This can be performed by a couple of any sex and sexuality so long as they have the ability to urinate and enjoy the warm, tangy taste of their partners urine. Many people like to reduce their water intake during the day and perform the act at night so that the urine is suitably "golden". For females, it is often better to be on top as it is more difficult to control the flow rate and direction of urine emanating from the vagina. It is essential to have a full bladder before starting.
This sexual act is typically performed in the bath or on a protective tarpaulin so as not to make your sheets or carpet soggy and/or smelling of urine.
"Hey babe, I have a full bladder, I am crazy horny and I want to be covered in your piss - shall we do a golden 69?"
by Azbo The Great! March 9, 2017
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