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This is a synonym for an anus which is experiencing problems with producing solid stools (likely due to over-consumption of Yeo Valley yoghurt) and is producing faecal matter that looks more like a melt-in-the-middle chocolate pudding than a healthy poo.
If you were to have sex with a Chocolate Pudding Factory you would end up with your penis looking like a chocolate pudding, hence the name. If you engaged in pegging with a Chocolate Pudding Factory you would likely end up with a Peg 'n' Pud.
If you were to have sex with a Chocolate Pudding Factory you would end up with your penis looking like a chocolate pudding, hence the name. If you engaged in pegging with a Chocolate Pudding Factory you would likely end up with a Peg 'n' Pud.
"Wow, I think I must have eaten something funny. I have a stomach ache and I've got loads of gas emanating from my chocolate pudding factory!"
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It involves the rider (typically a small boy) hopping on the big, long, hard willy of the other person (typically an authority figure such as a head teacher or priest) with their anus. The pair then ride around the room going "ooh, ooh, ooh" until the ridden penis reaches the point of climax. After dribbling out of the anus of the rider, the ejaculate (or "Brasso" as it is called during this sex act) is then used to polish the rider's botty.
The term originates from the Derek and Clive skit called "Sir" in which a fictional child describes getting a dicky back ride around the head teacher's study in lieu of punishment.
It involves the rider (typically a small boy) hopping on the big, long, hard willy of the other person (typically an authority figure such as a head teacher or priest) with their anus. The pair then ride around the room going "ooh, ooh, ooh" until the ridden penis reaches the point of climax. After dribbling out of the anus of the rider, the ejaculate (or "Brasso" as it is called during this sex act) is then used to polish the rider's botty.
The term originates from the Derek and Clive skit called "Sir" in which a fictional child describes getting a dicky back ride around the head teacher's study in lieu of punishment.
Sir: "I was going to punish you for being so naughty and looking at Wiggins' willy, but instead I'm going to take you for a dicky back ride around my study"
Boy (to friends later that day): "Oh that was a narrow squeak, I thought Sir was going to punish me!"
Boy (to friends later that day): "Oh that was a narrow squeak, I thought Sir was going to punish me!"
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There is a mechanical dildo which is inserted in a locomotive fashion into the vagina, anus or other orifice of the receiver. Simultaneously, there are paint rollers that move back and forth over the breasts or pectoral muscles of the subject and they are then lowered onto the paper where the ink/paint transfers to the paper. The printing on the paper happens in a 1 to 2 ratio - once for every two insertions of the dildo.
There is a mechanical dildo which is inserted in a locomotive fashion into the vagina, anus or other orifice of the receiver. Simultaneously, there are paint rollers that move back and forth over the breasts or pectoral muscles of the subject and they are then lowered onto the paper where the ink/paint transfers to the paper. The printing on the paper happens in a 1 to 2 ratio - once for every two insertions of the dildo.
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