11 definitions by Azbo The Great!
A niche one-person sex machine that distinctly resembles an old fashioned printing press.
There is a mechanical dildo which is inserted in a locomotive fashion into the vagina, anus or other orifice of the receiver. Simultaneously, there are paint rollers that move back and forth over the breasts or pectoral muscles of the subject and they are then lowered onto the paper where the ink/paint transfers to the paper. The printing on the paper happens in a 1 to 2 ratio - once for every two insertions of the dildo.
There is a mechanical dildo which is inserted in a locomotive fashion into the vagina, anus or other orifice of the receiver. Simultaneously, there are paint rollers that move back and forth over the breasts or pectoral muscles of the subject and they are then lowered onto the paper where the ink/paint transfers to the paper. The printing on the paper happens in a 1 to 2 ratio - once for every two insertions of the dildo.
by Azbo The Great! March 10, 2017
A hybrid sexual act that is a combination of a golden shower and a 69er.
This can be performed by a couple of any sex and sexuality so long as they have the ability to urinate and enjoy the warm, tangy taste of their partners urine. Many people like to reduce their water intake during the day and perform the act at night so that the urine is suitably "golden". For females, it is often better to be on top as it is more difficult to control the flow rate and direction of urine emanating from the vagina. It is essential to have a full bladder before starting.
This sexual act is typically performed in the bath or on a protective tarpaulin so as not to make your sheets or carpet soggy and/or smelling of urine.
This can be performed by a couple of any sex and sexuality so long as they have the ability to urinate and enjoy the warm, tangy taste of their partners urine. Many people like to reduce their water intake during the day and perform the act at night so that the urine is suitably "golden". For females, it is often better to be on top as it is more difficult to control the flow rate and direction of urine emanating from the vagina. It is essential to have a full bladder before starting.
This sexual act is typically performed in the bath or on a protective tarpaulin so as not to make your sheets or carpet soggy and/or smelling of urine.
"Hey babe, I have a full bladder, I am crazy horny and I want to be covered in your piss - shall we do a golden 69?"
by Azbo The Great! March 9, 2017
A sexual mishap that can occur during pegging or vanilla anal sex. This is where you engage anally with a partner, but they have not cleaned their rectum properly with an enema or douching before engaging in the activities. Subsequently when pulling your penis or strap on out of the anus it is coated in a thick layer of faecal matter making it look like a chocolate pudding. The effects can be amplified if their stool is quite loose, for example due to eating Yeo Valley yoghurt in the hour preceding coital relations.
The word takes its roots from pegging, hence the "peg" at the start but over time has transcended into normal anal sex as well.
The word takes its roots from pegging, hence the "peg" at the start but over time has transcended into normal anal sex as well.
"I was getting pegged by Carla on the weekend after eating a whole tub of Yeo Valley and it ended in a Peg 'n' Pud. Jeez that was messy! I had to bleach the sheets afterwards."
by Azbo The Great! March 10, 2017
This is a synonym for an anus which is experiencing problems with producing solid stools (likely due to over-consumption of Yeo Valley yoghurt) and is producing faecal matter that looks more like a melt-in-the-middle chocolate pudding than a healthy poo.
If you were to have sex with a Chocolate Pudding Factory you would end up with your penis looking like a chocolate pudding, hence the name. If you engaged in pegging with a Chocolate Pudding Factory you would likely end up with a Peg 'n' Pud.
If you were to have sex with a Chocolate Pudding Factory you would end up with your penis looking like a chocolate pudding, hence the name. If you engaged in pegging with a Chocolate Pudding Factory you would likely end up with a Peg 'n' Pud.
"Wow, I think I must have eaten something funny. I have a stomach ache and I've got loads of gas emanating from my chocolate pudding factory!"
by Azbo The Great! March 10, 2017