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Best Barometer

This is a synonym for a penis in porn films. It is derived from the ability of an experienced penis and its experienced user to determine the suitability of a vagina, breast, anus or in fact any other body part for fucking or coital relations.

Typically the barometer functions by being slapped or thrust vigorously through or against the body part under test.
"My penis is the best barometer. The best test of a good tit!"
by Azbo The Great! March 10, 2017
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Chocolate Bon-Bon Factory

This is a synonym for the anus which is typically used in porn. It is referring to the fact that a nice arsehole is often a tasty treat, as well as a functional tool for shitting.

It is usually used when referring to the very neat and tidy arsehole of a young female pornstar, often during the performance of a rimjob. However it is also used to refer to arseholes of any denomination, colour, size, shape, gender, sexual orientation or ethnicity.
"Oh wow, don't you have a neat little arsehole! I can't wait to dig my tongue right into your chocolate bon-bon factory!"
by Azbo The Great! March 13, 2017
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PiBot

A revolutionary new robot from Pi Supply that enables you to take your Raspberry Pi and turn it into a fully functioning robot complete with a camera and remote control!

This technology was developed in East Sussex by a team of truly gifted electrical engineers. It is fabled that they came up with the idea during one of their regular visits to MooMoo.
"Wow! This PiBot technology from Pi Supply is truly amazing. Now I really CAN use my Raspberry Pi as a robot."
by Azbo The Great! October 22, 2018
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Dicky Back Ride

This is a sexualised and back-to-front version of a piggy back ride.

It involves the rider (typically a small boy) hopping on the big, long, hard willy of the other person (typically an authority figure such as a head teacher or priest) with their anus. The pair then ride around the room going "ooh, ooh, ooh" until the ridden penis reaches the point of climax. After dribbling out of the anus of the rider, the ejaculate (or "Brasso" as it is called during this sex act) is then used to polish the rider's botty.

The term originates from the Derek and Clive skit called "Sir" in which a fictional child describes getting a dicky back ride around the head teacher's study in lieu of punishment.
Sir: "I was going to punish you for being so naughty and looking at Wiggins' willy, but instead I'm going to take you for a dicky back ride around my study"

Boy (to friends later that day): "Oh that was a narrow squeak, I thought Sir was going to punish me!"
by Azbo The Great! July 18, 2018
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