blondesequence

A result it effect of an action or condition when dealing with a blonde female.
“Dude, the hot chick I banged last night from the bar; dumber than a box of rocks. Now I’m dealing with the blondesequences.”
by Axe grinderdragon June 04, 2018
mugGet the blondesequencemug.

dicspañol

(noun) A linguistic expert fluent in the dialect of fellatio.
"Dude, I gave this drunk chick a ride home from the bar last night and she wouldn't stop talking dicspañol. I just wanted to fall asleep when we got to her house."
by Axe grinderdragon June 10, 2016
mugGet the dicspañolmug.