Awkward Frenchman's definitions

The Corpse

The act of Submerging one's hand into a bucket of ice water until the hand goes numb. One then proceeds to masturbate with this hand, giving one the illusion of being masturbated by a corpse.

"Dude, I did 'the corpse' last night, and I think I still can't feel my hand, or my dick."

by Awkward Frenchman April 1, 2009