i love you

Lots of guys say it...then they cum.

"Oh, baby. I love you so much...aaaaahhhh...oooooh. Okay, now get outta my bed"

by Aw yeah February 22, 2005

shlong

Not just a general term for the male genitalia, but one that describes a penis with substantial length and girth.

Holy shit, check out the shlong on that porn star!! He's really packin' some meat!

by Aw yeah October 14, 2003