Cruncle

The creepy uncle in the family, everyone has one. If you don't, you probably ARE the cruncle.
"I am never staying at Cruncle Bobbi's again! I woke up to a basement bath!"
"My cruncle had the audacity to grab my girlfriends phone out of her back pocket"

"Did you see the photos from the family reunion? cruncle was nurturing his sister in law's breast"
by AverageSizedPeter May 24, 2021
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