1 definition by Ava Lolitaa

a complex combination of actions a very kinky freak would demand his or her sex partner (usually with a vagina and a fat ass) to perform for his or her sexual pleasure. it consists of three steps: first, the queef, then, the twerk, and lastly the squirt, which results in a beautiful,psychedelic masterpiece known as the qwert.

man: come on bitch! qwert fa me!!!

hoe: damn daddy, don't gotta get all confrontational and shiid
*proceeds to qwert*

man: look at the colors...ohhmahhgaww!! iooon buh-leee dis!!
*smacks her ass with his fat dick*
by Ava Lolitaa April 19, 2009
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