2 definitions by Austin Rape

when a male ejaculates into a bowl of cornflakes and tricks a girl into thinking it's milk.
Joe: I gave my sister sum nasty shlong stew.
by Austin Rape November 25, 2007
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when u put ur cock between 2 ritz crackers and make a girl eat it
it took Nicholia an hour to eat Austin's penis wafer.
by Austin Rape November 25, 2007
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