Definitions by Austin Rape

shlong stew 

when a male ejaculates into a bowl of cornflakes and tricks a girl into thinking it's milk.

Joe: I gave my sister sum nasty shlong stew.

shlong stew by Austin Rape December 30, 2007

penis wafer 

when u put ur cock between 2 ritz crackers and make a girl eat it

it took Nicholia an hour to eat Austin's penis wafer.

penis wafer by Austin Rape December 25, 2007