Austen the Puerto Rican's definitions

toothed vagina

When a woman has a vagina with teeth that eats penises whole. When the woman's toothed vagina does not eat any penises for awhile it then starts to suck nutrients from her ass slowly shrinking the ass.

That she-devil's toothed vagina bit my dick off!

by Austen the Puerto Rican July 20, 2006

homemade hotdog

when you take your own dick and insert it into your own ass as best as possible

I caught John making a homemade hotdog, thats fucked up!

by Austen the Puerto Rican July 20, 2006

fistrod

When you ram something very hard with either an object or your fist. Equivilent to ramrod.

I want to fistrod your mom's suculant vagina.

Hre just fistrodded his arm through the wall.

by Austen the Puerto rican April 20, 2006