1967 chevy impala

Unenlightened person: That's a cool car. Wonder what year it is.
SPN fan: 1967 chevy impala. Owned by the most beautiful man in existence. Dean Winchester.
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Riley

AYo any guy named riley is a bitch. Done.
One time in fourth grade
Aurora: *Literally doing nothing*
Riley: Wanna go out?
Aurora: *Literally hears Riley's friends laughing behind him* Uh no thank you
Riley: hAhA you think I wanted to go out with YOU? Yea it was a dare so... Bitch
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