Ator's definitions

flag football

The phenomenon that occurs when someone leaves the bathroom with a piece of toilet paper hanging out of their pants, giving the illusion that they are in the middle of a game of flag football.

*Guy walks by with tp hanging out of the back of his pants*

Witness #1: "Dude--that guy is playing flag football! You gonna let him score?"

Witness #2: "Bitch, I ain't tuggin that shit!"

by Ator February 27, 2008

dirty grizzly adams

Similar to the dirty sanchez, with the horrific modifier being the large quantity of feces that is smeared across the victim's face, leaving them with fecal facial hair similar to the famed woodsman from tv's The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams.

I was going to give Amy the dirty sanchez, but I got carried away and before I knew what happened she was left with the dirty grizzly adams....may the gods forgive me.

by Ator February 27, 2008