bad newz

When something bad happens to a dog.

Derived from Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennels dogfighting operation.

It should be noted that emphasis needs to be placed on the z, ie; "bad newzzzzz".

5 Year Old Boy: *sniffle* My doggie got runned over by a car...

Me: That's bad newz kid. Now go watch some Pokemon or something.

by Ator February 27, 2008

a. johnson

When a guy ejaculates on a womans face

Hey did you give her an a. johnson?

by Ator February 02, 2006