Definitions by Atoddler

Shatsquat 

Action. The action of pooping on your employers desk. Taking a shit on someone’s desk.

I am tired of working here so I shatsquatted on my bosses desk.

Shatsquat by Atoddler July 7, 2020

tuberpasted

When your constipated and your pushing hard like a tube of toothpaste, like almost gone toothpaste.

I was so tuberpasted I was on the toilet awhile.

tuberpasted by Atoddler July 1, 2020

shitzadent 

1.)(noise) When your pooping and the noise that comes out sounds like tires squealing in a car accident. 2.) (action) you have to poop so bad you almost or don’t make it to the bathroom. Something that could make you prairedog

I almost had a shitzadent. Or I had a shitzadent.

shitzadent by Atoddler July 1, 2020

pootiledisfuction 

Action. Feeling, and wanting to go Number 2 but can’t. Another word for constipated.

I have a pootiledisfuction, I haven’t pooped since last week. I wish I could, but I can’t.

pootiledisfuction by Atoddler July 1, 2020