Definitions by Asylum Bound

Countflapula 

When a man has sex with a women who is on her menstral cycle.

Savagely he creampies, then pulls out to sling the blood from his cock , licking his hands after like a savage.

Bro, isn’t she on that period, who cares, I countflapula(d) that pussy.

Countflapula by Asylum Bound October 27, 2021

Massagitute 

A person that fronts as a massage therapist but is really a prostitute.

Hey Brandon, I know Jessica isn’t currently fulfilling your needs. You need a massagitute to take care of your cock and balls while faking a massage.

Massagitute by Asylum Bound October 20, 2021