3 definitions by Astrifer
Boyfriend - Baby, I'm in love with the shape of you
Girlfriend - Ew dude...I'm so derobbed of that song
Girlfriend - Ew dude...I'm so derobbed of that song
by Astrifer June 27, 2021
Jaahal is an emotion that you tend to feel after you binge the office, watch the godfather trilogy, see vintage ramp walk videos and get high and listen to psychedelic rock for hours (especially Queen). Jaahal is often confused with a really cool person who'd make an awesome friend and is also a person of culture, but she's too good to be hooman. She's an emotion. Period.
by Astrifer June 24, 2021
Someone who looks like a hooman, but is actually a bean-shaped sweet with a gelatinous centre and a firm sugar coating who has camouflaged themself to blend with humanity. It's a miracle that the men (and women) in black haven't caught her yet. They also have impeccable taste in music and shows and are a person of culture. If you find one, shoot on sight or you'll risk getting a super cool friend (who might even take you to jellybean planet one day).
Person #1: *Listens to cool music that is not basic and watches/suggests the best shows to people*
Person #2: Holy crap, you're a Jellybean!!
Person #2: Holy crap, you're a Jellybean!!
by Astrifer June 24, 2021