5 definitions by Asthmaurmom
Person one: I’m thinking about moving to north ridgeville
Person two: don’t ever go there or you will catch t h e b a s i c D i s e a s e
Person two: don’t ever go there or you will catch t h e b a s i c D i s e a s e
by Asthmaurmom December 4, 2021
A person who always leaves buckshots, crapnal, or any kind of sign that something catastrophic had happened on the toilet (explosive shit). They are usually anonymous and strike unexpectedly with malicious intent (much like a bandit)
by Asthmaurmom February 15, 2023
A girl you adore and love very much, but that love is unrequited and she does not feel the same. This definition stems from 2 songs called wooden girl: one by jonatan leandoer96 and one by pino placentile. Both songs describe women they loved that did not love them same way.
“I gave her all the kisses that I could, but it only seemed you were made of wood” lyrics to wooden girl by pino placentile
“He is afraid that the girl might not love him for what he is, instead for what he has.” - meaning of wooden girl by jonatan leandoer96 according to genius.com
“He is afraid that the girl might not love him for what he is, instead for what he has.” - meaning of wooden girl by jonatan leandoer96 according to genius.com
by Asthmaurmom March 19, 2023
The kids are very homophobic and racist. New principle isn’t it and likes little kids better than his wife. Lots of fights and drügs (mostly wêëd) teachers disrespect students and then the students get in trouble when they react (poor jordy :/)
Parent: hey kid how was your first day at north ridgeville schools today
Kid: someone got busted with węéd in the bathroom and some other kids got in a fight and one kid got in trouble when a teacher swore at him for no reason.
Kid: someone got busted with węéd in the bathroom and some other kids got in a fight and one kid got in trouble when a teacher swore at him for no reason.
by Asthmaurmom April 20, 2022
Home to the most homophobic and racist kids ever. If you go to school in north ridgeville your either a basic person that looks like everyone else, extremely lgbt* or ginger. If teachers can’t figure out what to name something they just put ranger in front of it. Watch out for food poisoning because the food they serve sucks.
Kid: I cant wait to attend north ridgeville schools, it’s gonna be great!
Burnt out, sleep deprived student who went through years of torment there: run away as far as your little little legs will take you and don’t look back.
Burnt out, sleep deprived student who went through years of torment there: run away as far as your little little legs will take you and don’t look back.
by Asthmaurmom December 4, 2021