Asteya's definitions

PWOD

Party Weekend Of Dreams: one weekend per year where "lifestyles of the rich and famous" become a reality for a group of young, happening Austinites.

I look forward to PWOD because I get to take my annual champagne shower on top of the latest Lamborghini model so I have a fb profile picture to make other people jealous with for the next 364 days of the year.

by Asteya August 1, 2014

motherfuckering

Stealing someone's thunder by trying to one-up them.

Person 1: I'm proud of myself for eating a salad for lunch.
Person 2: Oh, was it organic? I have my own all-natural garden because I care about my health.

Person 2 was motherfuckering person 1.

by Asteya April 20, 2014