a canadian goose, covered in diaharea
Yesterday i saw a asshole ketchup toaster rocking chair flying by my house while i was taking a shit.
by Asshole muncher March 07, 2011

when you shove a shampoo bottle up your asshole while you jerk off a hairy indonesian woman on the corner of your bed while you listen to michael bolton and microwave a shit filled burrito
by Asshole muncher March 07, 2011
