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dirty couch cushion

when you shove a shampoo bottle up your asshole while you jerk off a hairy indonesian woman on the corner of your bed while you listen to michael bolton and microwave a shit filled burrito
i gave erica a dirty couch cushion last week, my anus hurts like shit.
by Asshole muncher March 7, 2011
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asshole ketchup toaster rocking chair

a canadian goose, covered in diaharea
Yesterday i saw a asshole ketchup toaster rocking chair flying by my house while i was taking a shit.
by Asshole muncher March 7, 2011
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