Definitions by Asshole muncher

dirty couch cushion 

when you shove a shampoo bottle up your asshole while you jerk off a hairy indonesian woman on the corner of your bed while you listen to michael bolton and microwave a shit filled burrito

i gave erica a dirty couch cushion last week, my anus hurts like shit.

dirty couch cushion by Asshole muncher March 7, 2011

asshole ketchup toaster rocking chair 

a canadian goose, covered in diaharea

Yesterday i saw a asshole ketchup toaster rocking chair flying by my house while i was taking a shit.

asshole ketchup toaster rocking chair by Asshole muncher March 7, 2011