Definitions by Ass Mechanic

Dry-rotted 

The premature thumbilation of your partners anus.

Dryrotting occurs when a foreign object enters the balloon knot wet but becomes dry while inside.
Dry-rot causes pain and discomfort when reattempting and ultimately ruines the off-road journey down that dirt road.

Y: babe stop. It hurts
M: I might have dry-rotted your asshole, my bad.

Dry-rotted by Ass Mechanic April 5, 2021

Rainbow Family

A close group of friends that fit into the norms of the LGBTQ community.

Going to the lake this weekend with my rainbow family.

Rainbow Family by Ass Mechanic August 18, 2020

Bulging Boogeyman 

Unexpectedly showing one's dick print to an unaware participant.

As Sarah was begining to fall asleep, little bill gave her a bulging boogeyman

Bulging Boogeyman by Ass Mechanic October 11, 2019