Ass Mechanic's definitions

Dry-rotted

The premature thumbilation of your partners anus.

Dryrotting occurs when a foreign object enters the balloon knot wet but becomes dry while inside.
Dry-rot causes pain and discomfort when reattempting and ultimately ruines the off-road journey down that dirt road.

Y: babe stop. It hurts
M: I might have dry-rotted your asshole, my bad.

by Ass Mechanic April 5, 2021

Bulging Boogeyman

Unexpectedly showing one's dick print to an unaware participant.

As Sarah was begining to fall asleep, little bill gave her a bulging boogeyman

by Ass Mechanic October 11, 2019

Rainbow Family

A close group of friends that fit into the norms of the LGBTQ community.

Going to the lake this weekend with my rainbow family.

by Ass Mechanic August 18, 2020