Definitions by Ass Master

twat plug

another slang word for anything that stops the blood from running during menstruation

oh man my tounge was just used as a twat plug. i just got my red wings

twat plug by ass master January 18, 2003

masterpiculation 

see masturbation

if you like masterpiculation then your a gay ass mofo

masterpiculation by ass master January 18, 2003

mushroom stamp 

slapping a penis on top of someones forehead or on a car window

we gotta get out of here i just mushroom stamped that cops car

that guy parked so close to me i mushroom stamped his window

mushroom stamp by ass master January 18, 2003