Definitions by Asperger John

Retaded 

Not to be mistaked with the offensive word “retarded”. It means redone.

The building has been retaded.

Retaded by Asperger John September 19, 2020

Packarwood

Not to be confused with “peckerwood” which is an offensive term towards white people. Packarwood is a person who is smug.

Wow, your such a packarwood.

Packarwood by Asperger John September 19, 2020

Dirty Jones 

When a big tough guy chases down a short weak guy and beats him until shit runs down his pants and then the big tough guy wipes shit on his face, resulting in a shit mustache. Then they shit into the weak guys mouth.

It is also a variation of The Dirty Sanchez.

I gave that motherfucker a Dirty Jones.

Dirty Jones by Asperger John July 3, 2020

Tumbleweed 

A person with down syndrome in a wheelchair rolling down a hill.

Its a bird! It's a plane! It's a tumbleweed!

Tumbleweed by Asperger John July 2, 2020