Asperger John's definitions

Tumbleweed

A person with down syndrome in a wheelchair rolling down a hill.

Its a bird! It's a plane! It's a tumbleweed!

by Asperger John July 2, 2020

Dirty Jones

When a big tough guy chases down a short weak guy and beats him until shit runs down his pants and then the big tough guy wipes shit on his face, resulting in a shit mustache. Then they shit into the weak guys mouth.

It is also a variation of The Dirty Sanchez.

I gave that motherfucker a Dirty Jones.

by Asperger John July 3, 2020

Packarwood

Not to be confused with “peckerwood” which is an offensive term towards white people. Packarwood is a person who is smug.

Wow, your such a packarwood.

by Asperger John September 19, 2020

Retaded

Not to be mistaked with the offensive word “retarded”. It means redone.

The building has been retaded.

by Asperger John September 19, 2020