A big fat stink joke of a human being some might even say she is scary.
If you are ever unfortunate enough to come across this creature the best thing to do is stop and pretend like she’s not there, she will either eat you, or get so close that her stench paralyzes you and she will repeatedly ask “what’s the move”
Shane faford
If you are ever unfortunate enough to come across this creature the best thing to do is stop and pretend like she’s not there, she will either eat you, or get so close that her stench paralyzes you and she will repeatedly ask “what’s the move”
Shane faford
“What’s that smell?! It’s disgusting!” “Oh it’s just Ceana dogging for scraps in the garbage again, close your legs you fat smelly bitch! *throws tomato and the creature* “damn she smells bad bro” “you’re telling me man, she hit my juul once and it turned green and started melting!” * Ceana scrambles away naked on all fours while her belly drags across the floor*
by Ashy lyn August 27, 2019
The ultimate vape burglar. This man cannot be trusted even if it’s with a penny. This man is like a magnet to electronic cigarette devices, specifically cherry ice. If you have any belongings I would not advice you alert reed about them because he will take that information and do everything in his power to get them in his sticky fingers. He is a class A liar, with 3 scholarships to the FBI. if you ever are unfortunate enough to come across reed smith, say a prayer and run for the hills because he will take your vape and lie about it until the end of his days.
“Hey reed do you still have my cherry ice vape? I gave it to you 10 minutes ago.” Says Aly, “no, this one is mine I haven’t seen yours” Reed Smith replies. See you in hell lying pig.
by Ashy lyn October 24, 2020