Definitions by Ashton

Bert McCracken 

walking perfection

Bert McCracken is beautiful.

Bert McCracken by Ashton November 17, 2003

suck-up 

Someone who does good stuff for you in the hopes that one might be suddenly endowed with all the wealth and generosity that you could possibly give (and usually are disappointed)

MAC: Dude, that guy gave you a brand-new Mini Cooper S with supercharger and NOS intake apertures?!
BILL: Man, what a suck-up, I know. He just wants me to let him date my sister. Like that'll ever happen, HA! But nice car anyway, so thanks to him!

suck-up by Ashton January 15, 2003