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Someone who does good stuff for you in the hopes that one might be suddenly endowed with all the wealth and generosity that you could possibly give (and usually are disappointed)
MAC: Dude, that guy gave you a brand-new Mini Cooper S with supercharger and NOS intake apertures?!
BILL: Man, what a suck-up, I know. He just wants me to let him date my sister. Like that'll ever happen, HA! But nice car anyway, so thanks to him!
by Ashton January 16, 2003
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Word describing someone who enjoys having avid anal sex.
OMFG he is such a poopdick.
Man, that Josh is such a poopdick.
by Ashton June 18, 2004
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