Definitions by Ashley~The One and Only~

Tardass 

A noun in which specifically describes a person who is acting really stupid and retarded at the same time.

Why did you just stick you're hand in that bear trap, you fucking tardass?

Tardass by Ashley~The One and Only~ August 9, 2008

Muscley 

An adjective describing someone who has a great deal of muscles or is ripped. Pronounced Musk-l-ey.

Damn, you are so ripped, you're almost muscley.

Muscley by Ashley~The One and Only~ August 9, 2008