recockulous

a responce to an absolutely ridiculous excuse/action/situation/comment most commonly made by a man.

Male: Baby, I am so sorry I missed the birth of our child but...the Pistons were in double overtime.
Female: that is RECOCKULOUS!
or...
MALE: While I was sunning in Cape Town-
Female:(in her head) recockulous!
or...
A man walks by with the arms of his denim shirt cut off to accentuate the "guns." ...recockulous.