Ashleii's definitions

torture

1) the act of tieing anyone to a chair and sicking a million rabid mongooses to come and slowly eat there flesh off there bones.
2) being forced to watch every epiosode in english AND in norwegean of teletubies.
3) to beat the person you have tied down sensless with a 10 pound bass (fish) and then set their eyebrows on fire
4) catholic school

you: This is torture!

by Ashleii December 1, 2002

Infinity .5

a mathematical term meaning: half of infinity that goes on infinatly but its only half of what you perseve even though it still goes infinatly. meaning even though its half of infinity it still goes infinatly so can be treated the same ^--^

1/2 (insert infinity symbol) x antiquity = you got one HELL of problem.

by Ashleii December 1, 2002

reality

1)merely a perception
2)einstiens theory would be that if you closed your eyes and wished with all your might that it would go away, and its stil there then thats reality.

better example, whats reality? hehehe

by Ashleii December 1, 2002