Definitions by Ash61810

The DM 

The Dookie Monster; a.k.a. when your stomach is hurting really bad and you know that you may not be able to make it to the bathroom before you crap your pants.

Friend 1: Oh crap!
Friend 2: What?
Friend 1: The DM's knocking!
Friend 2: Hahaha

The DM by Ash61810 May 28, 2011