Ash Milholland's definitions

Medicant

medical insurance that is free from the government that can't seem to pay your medical bills; also known as Medicare/Medicaid

Patient: "I got medicant"
ER: "Then we can't"

by Ash Milholland December 16, 2023

T-Maybe

mobile service that may work or may not work; also known as T-mobile

"You hang up on me, bitch?"
"No, the call dropped"
"Yeah, right!"
"I swear, I have T-maybe"
"oh, shit...I'm sorry, girl"

by Ash Milholland December 16, 2023