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fuck

This is the infamous F-word. the first swear word anyone learns. it is the most versatile word in the english language, with most of its definitions not within the english language. it can be used any way you like, insert it in between any word, sentence, letter. it probably fits. the definitions below are some common usages and phrases.

1. v. to have sex
2. n. the act of having sex
3. adj. with suffix -ed. general derogatory meaning
4. a general insult
5. n. attention or care of (usually lack thereof)
6. v. to disregard, ignore (used with -it, -that)
7. v. to mess up, destroy, mangle, etc. (used with suffix -up)
8. exclaimation of emotion
9. derogatory dismissal
10. expression of confusion
11. very, extremely
12. n. a person you don't like
13. bother, agitate
14. v. to be in distress

1. i like to fuck.
2. that was a good fuck.
3. he is fucked.
4. fuck you.
5. i don't give a fuck.
6. fuck that.
7. he fucked up the car really badly.
8. oh, fuck!
9. fuck off.
10. what the fuck?
11. that was fucking amazing.
12. he's a fucker.
13. are you trying to fuck with me?
14. I'm fucked.

by asdf May 13, 2003

blame canada

Something that all stupid americans say when they can't solve their own damn problems!!!

Bill Clinton

by asdf December 2, 2003

lamster

The object of Shawn Frison's affections.

Dio slid the chocolate eclair in his ass faster and faster, moaning and grunting softly. "Lamster, lamster, lamster! Oh god, you can write my javascript anytime! Oh yeah!"

by asdf October 31, 2003

PMITAP

Acronym: Pound Me In The Ass Prison

"If we get caught, we're not going to white-collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to federal PMITAP."

by asdf April 10, 2005

persian

Person from Iran.One of the only countries in the world that still executes little kids.

Your average Persian thinks of him/her self as the most beautiful people, but in reality they are nothing more than desert monkies.

by asdf May 13, 2005

von dutch

Kenny Howard--the eccentric that started the pinstriping craze. Most known for his "eye in the sky" artwork.

You don't need an example; read the definition.

by asdf November 22, 2004

buck 50

A males penis and testicles. Buck resembles the two testicles, and fifty resembles the penis.

"Hey Jimmy, do you have a buck fifty?"
"No."
"HAHAHAH!"
or...
"Hey Jimmy, do you have a buck fifty?"
"I have like 50 bucks."
"HAHAHAHA!"
or...
"Hey Jimmy, do you have a buck 50?"
"I left my money at home."
"Eww, you chopped of your penis??"
"YOU SAID PENIS HAHAH!"
"Damn..."
"You said DAMN AHHAHAH!"

by asdf June 5, 2004