Asdf's definitions

put the slipper in

(British) Varient of put the boot in, eg. kicking somebody when they're down.

When it became obvious he would be fired, the whole office took the chance to put the slipper in.

by asdf April 16, 2005

minh

coolest asian dude with the sickest hair

that minh dude gels his hair so 1337

by asdf January 10, 2005

buck 50

A males penis and testicles. Buck resembles the two testicles, and fifty resembles the penis.

"Hey Jimmy, do you have a buck fifty?"
"No."
"HAHAHAH!"
or...
"Hey Jimmy, do you have a buck fifty?"
"I have like 50 bucks."
"HAHAHAHA!"
or...
"Hey Jimmy, do you have a buck 50?"
"I left my money at home."
"Eww, you chopped of your penis??"
"YOU SAID PENIS HAHAH!"
"Damn..."
"You said DAMN AHHAHAH!"

by asdf June 5, 2004

lamster

The object of Shawn Frison's affections.

Dio slid the chocolate eclair in his ass faster and faster, moaning and grunting softly. "Lamster, lamster, lamster! Oh god, you can write my javascript anytime! Oh yeah!"

by asdf October 31, 2003

von dutch

Kenny Howard--the eccentric that started the pinstriping craze. Most known for his "eye in the sky" artwork.

You don't need an example; read the definition.

by asdf November 22, 2004

blame canada

Something that all stupid americans say when they can't solve their own damn problems!!!

Bill Clinton

by asdf December 2, 2003

PMITAP

Acronym: Pound Me In The Ass Prison

"If we get caught, we're not going to white-collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to federal PMITAP."

by asdf April 10, 2005