Definitions by Arthur McWilliams.

horny hubert 

The act of sandpapering your sexual partner's ass, pouring ketchup on their face, and chopping there foot off with shovel.

I was sick of the same old routine, so we mixed it up and I gave Mary a horny hubert.

You shut up before I give you a horny hubert na' mean.

horny hubert by Arthur McWilliams. April 30, 2005