Penis Constant

The penis constant is a term commonly used in physics and advanced mathematics when denoting the number 80085. The symbol for said constant is 𓂸 and it can be found in a variety of complex equations, such as E = m𓂸² or nλ = dsin𓂸. As was probably stated by renowned physicians Hutton and Shveygert, "There are two types of people in this world, those who spend strenuous time writing boobs on their calculator, and those who use the penis constant, and in this world there should only be one type of person"
Teacher: Sorry class, it looks like I made a mistake on the board, although I can't figure out where I went wrong
Student: Sir, it seems you missed out the penis constant!
Teacher: Ah yes, how could I forget that! 5 commendations!
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Dilly Dallying

"Dilly Dallying" refers to the act of wasting time or procrastinating by engaging in aimless or trivial activities, often resulting in unnecessary delays or inefficiency. It involves hesitating or lingering without purpose, thereby delaying progress or decision-making Not everyone can dilly dally, only those born with the skill can do so
Person 1: Bro, stop being an idiot and focus on your work!
Person 2: I was born to dilly dally but forced to lock in, I love dilly dallying!
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