Aristotle Mastroianni's definitions

antonio

Shortest kid I know. Personally, I do not think he will ever go through puberty. The kid is in ninth grade and he's like 4'5".

Antonio goes to a store called "Short and Fat"

by Aristotle Mastroianni December 14, 2008

sex

It's smurufin'tacular. It is where a man takes his ramalamadindong and puts it in a girl's shalababala. Many things can be used to increase this pleasure: condoms, dildos, and STDs. Usually performed by members of the opposite sex. Usually the end product is a baby and a lifetime commitment.

Sex is awesome and fun.

by Aristotle Mastroianni December 14, 2008