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sized up

when you look at someone’s thighs to see how far your 🍆 will fit inside them.

“dude, i sized up my girl the other day. that sh¡t would fit all the way”

Fart at Will Day: A day at work when nobody else is in the office.

Today was a FAW day so I bailed at four.