sized up

when you look at someone’s thighs to see how far your 🍆 will fit inside them.
“dude, i sized up my girl the other day. that sh¡t would fit all the way”
by arf arf arf July 23, 2021
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FAW Day

Fart at Will Day: A day at work when nobody else is in the office.
Today was a FAW day so I bailed at four.
by Arf Arf Arf June 22, 2006
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