Are You My Daddy's definitions

Dirty Vasquez

When a deadbeat, lame ass, piece of shit, good for nothing, bitch ass nigga abandons his child for no reason... other than to satisfy his own selfish homosexual needs.

Tina: Have you heard from Michael's dad?
Michelle: No that nigga pulled a Dirty Vasquez on him.

by Are You My Daddy November 2, 2016

Stretch Vasquez

A sexual act, usually done in prison, when 3 mandingos insert their penises into the same hispanic man's asshole at the same time. This causes the man to immediately ejaculate.

Tyrone - He better watch himself before he gets the good ol Stretch Vasquez.

by Are You My Daddy November 5, 2016