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Definitions by Ardent Maple

Kite Happy 

When you smoke so much that you sit on the couch super happy
Dad: I’m going to need to watch that movie again tomorrow. I think I fell asleep
Mom: I know, you’re Kite Happy
Kite Happy by Ardent Maple January 10, 2022

Shake the Noodle 

When someone gives you a hand job, but you are soft for most of it
Hey man, my date last night didn’t end too well, she totally had to shake the noodle