Yo Ho

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A gays life for me!
We thrust, we spank, we plank and fuck.
rape up me flock of gays, Yo Ho!
We sex and fist and don`t grope a testicals.
rape up me flock of gays, Yo Ho!

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A gays life for me!

We fight, we struggle, we anal sexing and stalk.
rape up me flock of gays, Yo Ho!
copulate and squel and even blow
rape up me flock of gays, Yo Ho!

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A gays life for me!

We beat and cut, ejaculate and jiggle.
rape up me flock of gays, Yo Ho!
We burn up the the game of life, we`re really a toilet.
rape up me flock of gays, Yo Ho!

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A gays life for me!

We`re hole fillers, bevers, flesh lights and
thighs.
rape up me flock of gays, Yo Ho!
We`re staplers and salmon ducks, really
pastey spaghetti faghetti
rape up me flock of gays, Yo Ho!

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A gays life for me!

We`re mah nibbas and ninja sex party and bill cosby cads.
rape up me flock of gays, Yo Ho!
jonto! But we`re fucked by our pussies
and ass cheecks!
rape up me flock of gays, Yo Ho!
Gay 1: Wanna sing Yo ho?

Gay 2: Nah fag!
by Archduke of Douchebags February 16, 2019
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when someone of male gender giggles like a little Japanese school girl and asks his friends if he giggles like a Japanese school girl while high on massive amounts of weed.
Gay 1: oh my god you giggle like a Japanese school girl

Gay 2: WTF? DO YOU THINK I JAPANESE LIKE A SCHOOL GIRL!
by Archduke of Douchebags January 13, 2019
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Jesus in a wheelchair?

When about to hell JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!! out of rage but realizing you are surrounded by Bible beaters, and quickly changing it to something else as not to be forced to listen to eighty bible verses to compensate for you sins.
Gay 1 (During intense super smash brothers ultimate for nintendo switch match) "JESUS IN A WHEELCHAIR?!?!?'d be funny right?"

Gay 2 "I guess it'd be funny?"
by Archduke of Douchebags May 16, 2019
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Prilosec

IF YOU GOT HEARTBURN, I TELL YOU WHAT, YOU NEED TO GUH-?,. YOU NEED TO GET PRILOSEC! GIT'ER DONE!

I EAT RIBS EVERY DAY AND I LOVE IT BUT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, ONE MORE THING ABOUT... WHA-- RU-- HOW MUCH RIBS I EAT; A LOT.

EAT prilosec!

CONSUME PRILOSEC!

if you go to a foot ball--- sports game and you run out of chips........ EAT PRILOSEC!

it'll bring you joy.

it's got load of calories! AND'LL GIVE YOU HEARTBURN LIKE CRAZEH!

PRILOSEC IS WHAT YOU WORSHIP
by Archduke of Douchebags January 10, 2019
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