Archduke of Douchebags's definitions

Do you think i Japanese like a school girl

when someone of male gender giggles like a little Japanese school girl and asks his friends if he giggles like a Japanese school girl while high on massive amounts of weed.

Gay 1: oh my god you giggle like a Japanese school girl

Gay 2: WTF? DO YOU THINK I JAPANESE LIKE A SCHOOL GIRL!

by Archduke of Douchebags January 12, 2019

Jesus in a wheelchair?

When about to hell JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!! out of rage but realizing you are surrounded by Bible beaters, and quickly changing it to something else as not to be forced to listen to eighty bible verses to compensate for you sins.

Gay 1 (During intense super smash brothers ultimate for nintendo switch match) "JESUS IN A WHEELCHAIR?!?!?'d be funny right?"

Gay 2 "I guess it'd be funny?"

by Archduke of Douchebags May 16, 2019

Gay Octo

A monster made of only eight penises that has to constantly jack it's self off to remain alive. this beast was created by the evil Chin Chin during the Wank dynasty sixty nine thousand years ago.

It was this Gay Octo that inspired H.P Lovecraft to write is infamous short story, call of Cthulhu.

OH NO! it's the Gay Octo! we are doomed. only god can save us now!

by Archduke of Douchebags January 9, 2019

I'ma fill up your taco

To shove your dick side ways into an ass cheek

Gay 1: tell your dad i'ma fill his taco

Gay 2: you ain't filling up his taco!

# i'ma fill up your taco

by Archduke of Douchebags February 22, 2019

Da Breast

It's like a the best but for friends that airn't the best, their just your left breast.

Aka The breast

ya know man Gayguy1 is da breast

by Archduke of Douchebags January 10, 2019

Meme Horny

When you are heavily sleep deprived and extremely horny but can't seem to find any porn and just end up watching youtube videos until end up in a state known as meme horny and wake up in parallel universe known as pornhub

Gay 1: BRO man i woke up so meme horny dude,

Gay 2: you kidding me? i've been jacking off this whole time!

by Archduke of Douchebags February 1, 2019

Candace

Her brother is a triangle and her step brother is a skyscraper.

MILF: Candace stop trying to get your brothers sent to Canada.

by Archduke of Douchebags November 30, 2021