Definitions by Archduke of Douchebags

Anything unique can be sexy 

Used when telling a friend you find something weird extremely sexy but don't want it to come off as a fetish.

Anything unique can be sexy... look at Benedict Cumberbatch

Anything unique can be sexy by Archduke of Douchebags January 14, 2019

Do you think i Japanese like a school girl 

when someone of male gender giggles like a little Japanese school girl and asks his friends if he giggles like a Japanese school girl while high on massive amounts of weed.

Gay 1: oh my god you giggle like a Japanese school girl

Gay 2: WTF? DO YOU THINK I JAPANESE LIKE A SCHOOL GIRL!

Do you think i Japanese like a school girl by Archduke of Douchebags January 12, 2019

Persian Style

Take a shower, cram a bar of soap into your ass,
then rinse it out by shoving your ass onto the shower head.
then shit out the soap bar.

it'll be so clean that when your best bro shoves his dick into your ass his dick gonna get cleaned.

yo bro WTF you clean your ass persian style just like me!

Persian Style by Archduke of Douchebags January 11, 2019

What Gets Me Wet? 

Cumming deep inside my best bro of course!

What gets me wet? Cumming deep inside my best bro? whadja expect niga?

What Gets Me Wet? by Archduke of Douchebags January 10, 2019

Da Breast 

It's like a the best but for friends that airn't the best, their just your left breast.

Aka The breast

ya know man Gayguy1 is da breast

Da Breast by Archduke of Douchebags January 10, 2019

Gay Octo

A monster made of only eight penises that has to constantly jack it's self off to remain alive. this beast was created by the evil Chin Chin during the Wank dynasty sixty nine thousand years ago.

It was this Gay Octo that inspired H.P Lovecraft to write is infamous short story, call of Cthulhu.

OH NO! it's the Gay Octo! we are doomed. only god can save us now!

Gay Octo by Archduke of Douchebags January 9, 2019

Gay Octo

A monster made of only eight penises that has to constantly jack it's self off to remain alive. this beast was created by the evil Chin Chin during the Wank dynasty sixty nine thousand years ago.

It was this Gay Octo that inspired H.P Lovecraft to write is infamous short story, call of Cthulhu.

OH NO! it's the Gay Octo! we are doomed. only god can save us now!

Gay Octo by Archduke of Douchebags January 9, 2019