Gay Octo

A monster made of only eight penises that has to constantly jack it's self off to remain alive. this beast was created by the evil Chin Chin during the Wank dynasty sixty nine thousand years ago.

It was this Gay Octo that inspired H.P Lovecraft to write is infamous short story, call of Cthulhu.

OH NO! it's the Gay Octo! we are doomed. only god can save us now!

by Archduke of Douchebags January 09, 2019

Gay Octo

A monster made of only eight penises that has to constantly jack it's self off to remain alive. this beast was created by the evil Chin Chin during the Wank dynasty sixty nine thousand years ago.

It was this Gay Octo that inspired H.P Lovecraft to write is infamous short story, call of Cthulhu.

OH NO! it's the Gay Octo! we are doomed. only god can save us now!

by Archduke of Douchebags January 09, 2019

I'ma fill up your taco

To shove your dick side ways into an ass cheek

Gay 1: tell your dad i'ma fill his taco

Gay 2: you ain't filling up his taco!

# i'ma fill up your taco

by Archduke of Douchebags February 23, 2019

Vibrating Spoon

When someone has a really good ass, but also has parkinson's disease

Person 1"What happened to our vibrating spoon?!"
Person 2"A with a good ass and parkinson's disease stole it's power!"

by Archduke of Douchebags January 12, 2021

Persian Style

Take a shower, cram a bar of soap into your ass,
then rinse it out by shoving your ass onto the shower head.
then shit out the soap bar.

it'll be so clean that when your best bro shoves his dick into your ass his dick gonna get cleaned.

yo bro WTF you clean your ass persian style just like me!

by Archduke of Douchebags January 11, 2019

A Real Banger

Devilman No Uta

"OI THAT'S A REAL BANGER!"

by Archduke of Douchebags January 08, 2019

Anything unique can be sexy

Used when telling a friend you find something weird extremely sexy but don't want it to come off as a fetish.

Anything unique can be sexy... look at Benedict Cumberbatch

by Archduke of Douchebags January 14, 2019