Skinny sexing

It's like skinning dipping but for sex.

Entity A: hey handsome.

Subject C: woah calm down, lets go skinny sexing first.

Entity A: nUFf sAid

by Archduke of Douchebags November 30, 2021

Persian Style

Take a shower, cram a bar of soap into your ass,
then rinse it out by shoving your ass onto the shower head.
then shit out the soap bar.

it'll be so clean that when your best bro shoves his dick into your ass his dick gonna get cleaned.

yo bro WTF you clean your ass persian style just like me!

by Archduke of Douchebags January 11, 2019

2018

the year of fornite, (oh god help us). and devilman no uta. so i mean it's up to you if the year was shite or not. personally the year was shite, all though the song of the year (devilman no uta) was a real banger!

gay 1: GOD damn thank jon 2018 is over, lets pray that 2019 doesn't suck as much my gay spaghetti!

gay 2: damn right son.

by Archduke of Douchebags January 08, 2019

Yo Ho

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A gays life for me!
We thrust, we spank, we plank and fuck.
rape up me flock of gays, Yo Ho!
We sex and fist and don`t grope a testicals.
rape up me flock of gays, Yo Ho!

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A gays life for me!

We fight, we struggle, we anal sexing and stalk.
rape up me flock of gays, Yo Ho!
copulate and squel and even blow
rape up me flock of gays, Yo Ho!

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A gays life for me!

We beat and cut, ejaculate and jiggle.
rape up me flock of gays, Yo Ho!
We burn up the the game of life, we`re really a toilet.
rape up me flock of gays, Yo Ho!

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A gays life for me!

We`re hole fillers, bevers, flesh lights and
thighs.
rape up me flock of gays, Yo Ho!
We`re staplers and salmon ducks, really
pastey spaghetti faghetti
rape up me flock of gays, Yo Ho!

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A gays life for me!

We`re mah nibbas and ninja sex party and bill cosby cads.
rape up me flock of gays, Yo Ho!
jonto! But we`re fucked by our pussies
and ass cheecks!
rape up me flock of gays, Yo Ho!

Gay 1: Wanna sing Yo ho?

Gay 2: Nah fag!

by Archduke of Douchebags February 15, 2019

Candace

Her brother is a triangle and her step brother is a skyscraper.

MILF: Candace stop trying to get your brothers sent to Canada.

by Archduke of Douchebags November 30, 2021

Gay Octo

A monster made of only eight penises that has to constantly jack it's self off to remain alive. this beast was created by the evil Chin Chin during the Wank dynasty sixty nine thousand years ago.

It was this Gay Octo that inspired H.P Lovecraft to write is infamous short story, call of Cthulhu.

OH NO! it's the Gay Octo! we are doomed. only god can save us now!

by Archduke of Douchebags January 09, 2019

Da Breast

It's like a the best but for friends that airn't the best, their just your left breast.

Aka The breast

ya know man Gayguy1 is da breast

by Archduke of Douchebags January 10, 2019