Arcadia Jane Berger's definitions
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Derangement Syndrome: an irrational obsession with Democratic Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (NY-14).
Symptoms include:
Declaring that the University valedictorian is "stupid".
Declaring that her experience at ordinary jobs (especially bartending) render her unfit for Congress (although other members who have never held non-governmental jobs are also treated with contempt).
Declaring that the moderately progressive Democrat is a Che Guevara Communist if not a Maoist.
Insisting that AOC's Green New Deal proposal, which never even came up for a vote in Congress, is strangling the U.S. economy with its endless snarl of regulations.
Saying that having a boyfriend makes her sexually immoral, as does a videotape of her dancing to GWAR on a rooftop.
Symptoms include:
Declaring that the University valedictorian is "stupid".
Declaring that her experience at ordinary jobs (especially bartending) render her unfit for Congress (although other members who have never held non-governmental jobs are also treated with contempt).
Declaring that the moderately progressive Democrat is a Che Guevara Communist if not a Maoist.
Insisting that AOC's Green New Deal proposal, which never even came up for a vote in Congress, is strangling the U.S. economy with its endless snarl of regulations.
Saying that having a boyfriend makes her sexually immoral, as does a videotape of her dancing to GWAR on a rooftop.
"I don't know what's in the new bill Congress took up this morning, but AOC spoke in favor of it for fifteen minutes, and Janice has spent all afternoon screaming about what a shit-for-brains traitor, moran of a Com-symp AOC is and how she should go back to mixing girl drinks. Considering how bad Janice's AOCDS is, it must be a pretty good bill."
by Arcadia Jane Berger August 3, 2025
Get the AOCDSmug. An orgasm which occurs while performing fellatio, without the fellatrix/fellator receiving any genital stimulation.
Derived from the name of Galinthis, the legendary prostitute whose oral skills created a scandal in the Greek city of Thebes when women's husbands began pestering their wives for blowjobs. This angered the goddess Hera so much that she cursed Galinthis to bear all of her children from her mouth.
Derived from the name of Galinthis, the legendary prostitute whose oral skills created a scandal in the Greek city of Thebes when women's husbands began pestering their wives for blowjobs. This angered the goddess Hera so much that she cursed Galinthis to bear all of her children from her mouth.
"The other day, I was deep-throating Raoul, really into it like usual, but I wasn't expecting to actually climax doing it! I looked it up online and found out about Galinthic orgasm. I'll be giving head a LOT more from now on, trying to learn to get it to happen more often - I don't think Raoul will mind.
by Arcadia Jane Berger February 4, 2025
Get the Galinthic Orgasmmug.