Definitions by Applebite

Jony Ive 

n.
A host to a nasty swarm of fuck-mites. Solely responsible for downfall of an iPhone by introducing colorful iOS 7.

v.
To fuck up something so badly it no longer attracts or inspires.

me: Look at this - my iPhone is now jony-ived and will no longer inspire me. I want to put it out of its misery.
Jony Ive's fan: you are a troll. Shame on you for dissing our precious.
me: Help me, Scott Forstall, come back and fight evil.

Jony Ive by applebite October 18, 2013

Gitwizard 

A very pretentious person who is massively up themselves, with a overinflated ego. Almost always very obviously posh and/or wearing tweed. Usually rich.

"Hey, check out those Eton boys"
"Hm, I bet they're a bunch of gitwizards"

Gitwizard by Applebite January 12, 2010