1 definition by Apple Sucks
Apple's newest attempt to take over the world with their crappy products. This time, however, they are focusing on the telecommunications industry. They dumbed down the world with the Mac, the oh-so-wonderful iPods, and now they've unleashed the iPhone, otherwise known as a PDA with phone capabilities.
It's $600 and it will be the worst $600 you will ever spend if you choose to get one. Even worse than the PS3, and that's saying something.
It's $600 and it will be the worst $600 you will ever spend if you choose to get one. Even worse than the PS3, and that's saying something.
Person A: "Hey, did you see the new iPhone?! I used up most of my life savings to buy one, but it's so worth it! Check it out!"
Person B: "...so, you basically bought the $600 mutant offspring of a PDA and a cell phone?"
Person A: "No no, it's more than that! It can play music and surf the Internet and it has a revolutionary touch interface!"
Person B: "Oh right, let me rephrase: it's the $600 mutant offspring of a shitty iPod, a shitty Mac running a shitty new version of Safari, and the touch interface of a PDA. Right, sorry."
Person B: "...so, you basically bought the $600 mutant offspring of a PDA and a cell phone?"
Person A: "No no, it's more than that! It can play music and surf the Internet and it has a revolutionary touch interface!"
Person B: "Oh right, let me rephrase: it's the $600 mutant offspring of a shitty iPod, a shitty Mac running a shitty new version of Safari, and the touch interface of a PDA. Right, sorry."
by Apple Sucks July 6, 2007