Definitions by Apollo Rocket
Protein Goatee
I steaming mess of manbatter on your face that takes the form of a goatee mustache.
Bumcum facial...
What the Moyler grows every weekend at bicycle jumping contests when he is not receiving a mayonaise dumptruck of course.
Bumcum facial...
What the Moyler grows every weekend at bicycle jumping contests when he is not receiving a mayonaise dumptruck of course.
Question: Hey moyle do you want a protein goatee?
Statement: Dustin, I would love a protein goatee.
Shucks my protein goatee looks good.
Don't tell Ricky about the protein goatee he'll think I am gay but really I'm just confused.
Statement: Dustin, I would love a protein goatee.
Shucks my protein goatee looks good.
Don't tell Ricky about the protein goatee he'll think I am gay but really I'm just confused.
Protein Goatee by Apollo Rocket July 16, 2009
mayonaise dumptruck
Hey Nate you should of seen the Mayonaise dumptruck I dumped on Dustin's chin last night. It was glorious.
mayonaise dumptruck by Apollo Rocket July 15, 2009