Ape Warrior's definitions

Mastadon

ex signature of MARAUDA (Hamish Prasad, Sidney) a bass music and tearout dubstep producer. Previously named Mastadon due to his admiration for elephants, had to change his brand name to Marauda because the heavy metal band Mastodon sued him.

Marauda: Hello River plate! I just woke up and hit a blunt so i can't really talk so much, so brace yourselves and prepare for six hours non stop of (reverb distort voice) MASTADON (earbleeding shrill bass)

by Ape Warrior September 20, 2023

lowie

Pejorative euphemism used to define someone with low quality as human being, for example bad manners, bad hygiene, no emotional nor cognitive intelligence and negligence induced ugliness. See also : Schlub

Having enough money to fill an olympic pool or being on top of social class won't stop one from being a lowie. Look at Elon Musk, richest man on earth and he still smells like a dork, dresses like a rundown and talks like a retard while mouth breathing 24/7.

by Ape Warrior April 4, 2025