2 definition by Apache Rose

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A mans genitalia.
"I wouldn't sleep with him, Anthony has a minuscule ekans."
by Apache Rose August 22, 2009

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To be so suprised you defecate all over yourself
Tom- "Dude she had the biggest boobs I have ever seen!!!"
Adrian- "Man don't collapse your pants!"
by Apache Rose August 31, 2009

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