2 definitions by Anse Bundren

Boyfriend Protector

When a young man (aka. indie rocker who would otherwise be standing with his hands in his pockets or tapping his foot lightly while doing a slight head bob) puts his arms around his significant other and then stands with his legs apart as if to ward off wild wolves (but actually to "lay claim" * to his significant other).

*Note: The use of the "boyfriend protector" is a phallocentric gesture.

Bif: "Jeez, look at that mo-fo putting tha boyfriend protector on his lady."

Gordo: "Ugh. I hope he dies."

by Anse Bundren October 2, 2009

Midliner

The person who paints the double yellow lines down the middle of the road.

Gordo: "Hey Bif, you ever think about who puts the lines in the middle of the road?"

Bif: "Oh, you mean the midliner."

by Anse Bundren October 5, 2009