Lake Forest is a place that looks nice. The people are full of themselves and a version of "hood rich" exists here that has never been seen before and that there is no word for because it was probably bought, destroyed, and never released. You will hear the stupidest, most socially inept things come from peoples mouths here, with no excuse for it because these are supposedly smart educated people that think they know about the world but can't figure out simple things around them. And for all the money they have they are never satisfied or happy. They hide their dirt, give each other control, awards, connections, status, information, and expect "people" to be impressed and they are... because they don't know any better and neither do they.
Example 1
College Kid:Mommy, I hate College there are so many "people" here, I don't like what I'm studying, and this place smells.
The Mom:Don't worry my little prince/princess you can come work for your families company and we'll pay you alot and give you a good title.
College Kid:Oh thank God, I almost thought I might have to work, gather experience, and actually make something of myself.
The Mom:You don't have to do anything sweetie, we are from Lake Forest.
Example 2
College Kid:I'm dropping out because school is bullshit and I'm not doing what I want.
College Kid 2:Don't you have to get a job now and pay for the rest of College?
College Kid:Oh no, it's cool, I have a job already working for my family and my parent's already paid it.
College Kid 2:Wow! THAT'S SO COOL!
College Kid:Yeah, it kinda sucks though cuz that means I'll be living back in Lake Forest.
Example 3
Business Man:I had to lay off half the back staff today. It sucked and it made me sad...I think, I can't tell because of the medication.
Friend of Business Man:Why?
Business Man:Well, I wasn't losing money but I wasn't making enough of it and my kid dropped out of college so I needs an expensive car for them to crash and a million dollar condo in The City.It ain't easy pimpin' in Lake Forest. Are you impressed?
Friend OF Business Man:Thoroughly.
Business Man:Excellent, I'm happy now until I run out of medication, lose my alcohol buzz, and go back to work or home to my CHUD of a kid and wife.
College Kid:Mommy, I hate College there are so many "people" here, I don't like what I'm studying, and this place smells.
The Mom:Don't worry my little prince/princess you can come work for your families company and we'll pay you alot and give you a good title.
College Kid:Oh thank God, I almost thought I might have to work, gather experience, and actually make something of myself.
The Mom:You don't have to do anything sweetie, we are from Lake Forest.
Example 2
College Kid:I'm dropping out because school is bullshit and I'm not doing what I want.
College Kid 2:Don't you have to get a job now and pay for the rest of College?
College Kid:Oh no, it's cool, I have a job already working for my family and my parent's already paid it.
College Kid 2:Wow! THAT'S SO COOL!
College Kid:Yeah, it kinda sucks though cuz that means I'll be living back in Lake Forest.
Example 3
Business Man:I had to lay off half the back staff today. It sucked and it made me sad...I think, I can't tell because of the medication.
Friend of Business Man:Why?
Business Man:Well, I wasn't losing money but I wasn't making enough of it and my kid dropped out of college so I needs an expensive car for them to crash and a million dollar condo in The City.It ain't easy pimpin' in Lake Forest. Are you impressed?
Friend OF Business Man:Thoroughly.
Business Man:Excellent, I'm happy now until I run out of medication, lose my alcohol buzz, and go back to work or home to my CHUD of a kid and wife.
by Anonymous The Unforgiving April 04, 2009