Anonymous's definitions

laird

1. A landed Scottish landowner
2. A British (us. Scottish or Irish) man used as a sex toy by a woman

1. The laird has many servants to tend to his estate.
2. Laird, give me more sex!

by Anonymous May 23, 2004

the PV

also known as palos verdes. bitchy girls, friday night drama, gossip, moms skinnier than the girls, the "center", pv vs pen, a hell hole.

"welcome to the pv bitch"
i laugh when i hear that...so much.

by anonymous November 20, 2004

turnt-turns

Another word for breast, tiddies, or boobs.

"Here comes your mom! Hurry up, and cover your turnt-turns up!"

by Anonymous May 15, 2004

Minford

Born approximately 21 years ago; debately homosexual but at least metrosexual; enjoys beating people in things such as beer pong and scattergories; his beer pong skills are directly proportional to how mad he is which is also directly proportional to how much clothing he takes off.

I met Minford the other day and I wanted to kill him.

by anonymous January 16, 2005

jealousy

one that thinks jealous thoughts.

I'm jealous of myself.

by anonymous March 24, 2005

shitter in a box

1.)N a portable toilet in shape of a litter box in which chris mcgowan uses
2.)V the act of a guy who shits in a girls mouth

Dont go pull a shitter in a box, leave that up to chris.

by anonymous February 24, 2004

trojan fart

1. (n) A poop that sneaks out of one's butt by disguising itself as gas.
2. (n) A poop in farts' clothing.
3. (n) A Hershey squirt

Alfred thought he was about to pass gas but much to his chagrin he accidentally released some fecal matter; he was mortified by his trojan fart.

by anonymous January 20, 2004