Dire Straits

The band that made me decide to play the guitar, but not as good as wordLed Zeppelinword.

Money for nothing and your chicks for free!

by Anonymous September 08, 2003

sconie

abbreviation for a person originating from wisconsin.

those fucking sconie bastards are coming over to the Viking's games again.

by Anonymous August 24, 2003

shit fart

the act of shitting your pants after you fart

when you got to take a shit reall bad and the fart cant wait, splat its a shit fart

by Anonymous March 31, 2003

pooty

pussssy

by Anonymous March 28, 2003

Whorbed

To perform the act of fellatio.
To suck the cawk.

Also known as being a ghey boy butt bandit.

by Anonymous April 30, 2003

relative humidity

The sweat that drips from your balls onto your sister-in-law's chin.

by Anonymous March 14, 2003

shaft

an insulting comment burn

jack got shafted jill but she came back with a painful counter-shaft

by Anonymous March 15, 2003