Anonymous  's definitions

shankar and the lads

A shadowy group of men who travel the Earth doing selfless and heroic deeds. Led by Shankar Kiru

Thanks for curing mad cow disease, Shankar and the lads. Now I can be a zoosexual without fear.

by Anonymous November 5, 2003

Bollocks

Good ENGLISH swear word.

Americans talk bollocks.

by Anonymous September 24, 2003

oompalumpa

Short wobbaly fat ass.

Your mama

by Anonymous February 11, 2003

pinch

Grabbing chewing tabacco with your thumb and index finger and putting it in your mouth.

always there in a pinch

by Anonymous May 1, 2003

NRJP

Rulers of all things and beings. Forever!

I bow to the NRJP.

by Anonymous May 1, 2003

Subway Asshole

The obnoxious fucker who replaced Jared Fogle in Subway's TV commercials.

Jared was the one of the single most annoying pieces of shit ever, but the Subway Asshole somehow manages to make even worse ads.

by Anonymous June 17, 2003

penelope cruz

1. an actress who can't speak a single understandable English word

2. a blank head who knows nothing but stealing someone else's husband

3. a spanish beauty who ages too fast

4. a woman whose nose and mouth are adjacent

by Anonymous August 2, 2003